August 17, 2012
Apparently, if you drink mint green tea that’s steeped for too long

The aftertaste is very much like weed.

April 23, 2012
Stoners are such friendly people

Not only will you give me some of your weed, but you’ll also roll a joint for me because I don’t know how to?

You’re the best, man.

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March 19, 2012
I’m smelling something wafting through my house right now

Can’t tell if it’s skunk, or weed…

February 14, 2012
Just remembered speaking to this drunk guy the other day on Queen Street at work
Drunk: Women, man, no offense, but women are crazy.
Me: No it's cool, I know what you mean. I could never be with a woman, they're just too complicated. Men, men are simple.
Drunk: Oh man, I could film that.
Me: What? What I said about women? I'll totally say that again if you want to film it haha.
Drunk: No, you with a woman!
Me: ...
Drunk: Hell, even the two of you! *Gestures at my attractive male co-worker*
Both of us: Ignore what he just fucking said because that is just too damn awkward for acknowledgement.
That day I not only talked to that drunk guy, but also two free-roaming hippies dressed in hand-woven, rainbow-patterned sweaters and hats carrying all their worldly possessions in a single bucket. Oh yeah, and they were also stoned out of their minds, it was fucking fantastic. I mean, their eyes were so glazed over I could practically see my reflection in them.
August 23, 2011
Has anyone smoked with a vaporizer?

Apparently it’s quite a different high altogether, allegedly more of a mental high, without as much drowsiness, slowness, and short-term memory loss?

I’d love to hear about your experience with this if you have any, I’m debating whether to buy a bong or a vaporizer.

Message me here :)

August 19, 2011
I am never doing poppers again.

I mean I couldn’t even do one properly, but holy shit fuck, just no.

May 26, 2011
Yes.

Yes.

(Source: tamsin-amy, via xoxococolamour)

May 22, 2011
I can hear people blasting dirty beats next door

And it makes me angry that I’m not partying right now. I could be dancing my ass off to those tribal beats, yo. But I’m just sitting here being fat (I ate a mini cookie dough Blizzard today, which I totally regret).

This should be me right now: