June 3, 2013

mattsonf:

me

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3:18pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZJZe5ymVvWVQ
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Filed under: American Dad young adulthood colouring books gin and tonic alcohol 
February 15, 2012
So apparently, it only takes a single pint for me to get a good buzz going

I am officially the most pathetic individual I know.

9:38pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZJZe5yGUVmu8
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Filed under: Seriously considering just ending it all right now alcohol bar drink beer Alexander Keith 
May 22, 2011
I can hear people blasting dirty beats next door

And it makes me angry that I’m not partying right now. I could be dancing my ass off to those tribal beats, yo. But I’m just sitting here being fat (I ate a mini cookie dough Blizzard today, which I totally regret).

This should be me right now:

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Filed under: This is me not partying alcohol weed music clubs WANT